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Sunday, August 7, 2016

I Am Tired of Being Fat

Warning. I'm going to be really negative about myself. Feel free to keep scrolling.
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In 2016, I graduated from Illinois State University with a Master's degree, a job offer, and a marriage. Sounds pretty good, right? I thought so, too, until I realized I didn't know what my next "thing" was meant to be. Enter (ryan)vention: I am a writer, a blogger, a reader, maybe a cat?, Yankee Candle enthusiast, cheese frequentist, and pizza opportunist on a constant search for my next macguffin. It's not reinvention. It's not intervention. It's (ryan)vention.
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